Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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