He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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