what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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