I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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