This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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