Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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