Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
So much Jack, so little girl.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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