To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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