I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Let's paint friendship bongs
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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