i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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