You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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