You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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