i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I understand Curling. That high.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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