never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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