okay pat passed out under dana's car
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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