that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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