Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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