the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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