covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Actions speak louder than pants.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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