Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
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