Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
