And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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