When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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