Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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