is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
We just shotgunned beers for America
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
MIDGETS
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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