How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
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