sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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