I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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