I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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