her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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