how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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