susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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