He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
