I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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