Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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