just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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