My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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