I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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