you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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