: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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