Sry I called you an 8
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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