do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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