i already hear my dad disowning me
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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