OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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