genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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