i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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