New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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