She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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