I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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