Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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