Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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