Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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